Suck it up, buttercup 70oz Thirst Quencher

suck it up, buttercup – 70oz Stainless Steel Water Bottle 

For those who stay hydrated… with sarcasm.

Ready to conquer the galaxy—or just Monday? This giant 70oz stainless steel water bottle has the attitude (and size) to keep up with your energy and humor.

Features:

✔️ Massive 70oz Capacity – Say goodbye to constant refills

✔️ Double-Wall Vacuum Insulated – Keeps your drink ice cold or lava hot for hours

✔️ Comfort-Grip Handle – Easy to grab whether you’re hitting the gym or blasting into space

✔️ Leak-Proof  Lid 

✔️ Durable Stainless Steel 

✔️ Bold & Funny Design  that says exactly what you’re thinking

✔️ Permanent Sublimation – Won’t fade, peel, or flake

Perfect for: sarcastic legends, sci-fi lovers, meme lords, gym-goers, truck drivers, and anyone who drinks water like it’s a full-time job.

Handmade in Arizona

Family-Owned & Operated Small Business

Available now at Mesa Market Place in Mesa, AZ

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